Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Contradictionary Part 1.

Tractor: A form of stillborn horse, preserved in a series of aspic filled vessels, usually old jam jars.

Duck: The head of a group of people, usually tallest, when waiting for a train to explode whilst none are present (archaic.)

Synonym: A grey sea-snail-like creature that lives in the armpits of elderly divorcees and feeds off the toxins generated by bitterness and regret.

Hitler: A unit of pus.

Elephant: To pull the trigger accidentally whilst watching "In Bed with Madonna."

Thursday, December 17, 2009